Society jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.