Society jokes
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.