I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Society Jokes
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Gay people.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Kylin fucks his sister.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
