Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Society Jokes
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Them, losers.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
