I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're iNdePendEnt women after all.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Men.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
