What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Society Jokes
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Being pro-life.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
