I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Society Jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
