This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
