Social taboo jokes
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"
Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Me: "I like kids."
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...