Social taboo jokes

Blowjob

  • A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"

    Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"

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  • Boundary

  • If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

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  • Mum

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."

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  • Parent

  • If you have sex and your African parents find out,

    “You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

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  • Son

  • Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

    They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

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  • Anilingus

  • Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?

    Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.

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  • Daughter

  • When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.

    It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.