What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
Social Taboo Jokes
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"
Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Me: "I like kids."
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
