Social Taboo Jokes

People

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Man

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

Mum

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."

Blowjob

A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"

Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"

Daughter

When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.

It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.