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Social media jokes

Man

What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

Driving under the influencer.

Post

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

Sub

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

Age

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Account

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

Emoji

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท does it take to have ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘???? Well, it takes at least 1 ๐Ÿคท and 1 ๐Ÿ‘ฐ and they make a perfect โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ–ค. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

Hacker

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, โ€œShow me proof.โ€ He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest โ€œForgot Passwordโ€ procedure Iโ€™ve ever done.

Record

Website Records

Most Likes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5aea13992886f22c3e98bd88/why-are-priests-called-father

Most Dislikes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5a6f42308b40a83af3dda515/today-was-a-terrible-day

Worst Dislike Ratio: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b5293efa5535a611745773c/guys-go-ot-httpsworstjokesevercomjokes5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go

Most Comments: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website

All records are as of March 11th, 2021.

Video

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.