Social media jokes
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
Chat box hangout.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Website Records
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Most Comments: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website
All records are as of March 11th, 2021.
Like if you have nuts.
Like if you are gay.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.