Social media jokes

What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!

Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘

Chat box hangout.

Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.

Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

Driving under the influencer.

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

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Like if you have nuts.

Like if you are gay.

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.

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