Social media jokes
I hate this website, lol.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
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Like if you have nuts.
Like if you are gay.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.