Social media jokes
I like ramen. If you do, like!
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Memes
Me and my friend 2 hours ago
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
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All records are as of March 11th, 2021.
Like if you have nuts.
Like if you are gay.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.