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What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

Driving under the influencer.

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท does it take to have ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘???? Well, it takes at least 1 ๐Ÿคท and 1 ๐Ÿ‘ฐ and they make a perfect โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ–ค. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, โ€œShow me proof.โ€ He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest โ€œForgot Passwordโ€ procedure Iโ€™ve ever done.

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