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Social media jokes

My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.

I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.

(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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  • Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

    'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

    Why'd the chicken cross the road?

    That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

    Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

    An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

    You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.