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What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

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So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."

One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.

An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.

How's your day going?

Shut up, I didn't ask.

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My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!

Is Sam Ryan a Reddit King?

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Like if you are in high school and miss school!

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.

Pictures of the people commenting.

I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.

(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.

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