Social media jokes
What's Reddit?
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Send toe pics lol :)
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
TikTok
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Jake Paul is some ass.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
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Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!