Social media jokes
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Jake Paul is some ass.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
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Follow me on Instagram @v2good.at.fortnite and @v2good.at.edits for a surprise.
Btw, you have to like all my posts :)
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
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62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.