"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
hi guys i feel forgoten lol i feel like a bannana peal...noone will talk to me oh i got an good idea we do a google meet!
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
