Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
an emo tried to give me a high five... I left him hanging
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Give a like if I have no friends.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
