Social Interaction jokes
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What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Follow me.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."