Social Interaction jokes

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?

Friend: Don’t know?

Me: U STUPID!

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?

A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?

The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.

Omg, shut up guys!

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.

The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

2021-2022

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”

Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.