So Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Arden is so fat!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.