So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

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Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.