Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
So Fat Jokes
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
