So Fat

So Fat jokes

Daddy

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Mom

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Mom

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Mum

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Fat

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Fat

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Fat

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."