So Fat jokes

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.