So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

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Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

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Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.