Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
