So Fat jokes

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.