So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Arden is so fat!
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"