So Fat Jokes

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

Your mom is so fat that she only knew 3 letters which is K F C

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man her bowls fell out

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to scale its said no elephants aloud