So Fat

So Fat jokes

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!