So Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.