You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
So Fat Jokes
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
