So Fat

So Fat jokes

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.