Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
FUCKING CRACKER AND YOU SMELL LIKE FISH
Ur mum smells like shit ye so she sucks a man off and washenmasheen yo don’t at me yeh u chiken breath
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up dog?"
Nothin much, how bout you?
What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”
what is yellow and smells like bananas?
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Your mamma so stinky that perfume leeks where she puts it on
First Man: My dog's got no nose. Second Man: How does he smell? First Man: Awful.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells? A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Harry Hicks smells of home homo is an infection and infections are made up of atoms
why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Nobody nose how bad you smell
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guys body they notice when they walk over he has a boner the first doctor decides why not fuck him he still has a boner left in him the 2nd says well he's dead and I I'm a virgin the 3d one says I can't I'm on my period and then says okey why not he already dead it's not like he doesn't smell bad after all that they go to walk out and the guy pops up and says thanks for saveing my life pumping blood back into my body...........
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie
