What are three things the twin towers have in common with my dad they are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...
What did one iceberg say to the iceberg as the titanic went by? I’d smash that
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.
I remarked you lazy
My Crandall just be smashing more than u ON DA GIRlS and he was slapping yo girl last night harder the WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, The watch voice asked us if we wanted to do solo run or group run. Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout “ I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty” Shame on you pessi😡😡
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡
Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.
What do u call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer
Rocket league! (Ali A Intro) I like men Wanna smash? Suck my balls Im in class as I'm posting this ass joke This joke sucks terribly Honestly just like and leave Add me on discord IceyTrae#2230 Lebron>MJ
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street and there lies a body...... what?
My boyfriend sister mad because i smashed his girl
Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did Monaco Cross the road? it smashed a 1 mile radius of the road + the chicken
Why does a woodpecker have a beak ? So as to not smash his head against the tree
