Smash jokes

How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?

They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!