Smash jokes
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!