Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.
What do u call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer
Rocket league! (Ali A Intro) I like men Wanna smash? Suck my balls Im in class as I'm posting this ass joke This joke sucks terribly Honestly just like and leave Add me on discord IceyTrae#2230 Lebron>MJ
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street and there lies a body...... what?
My boyfriend sister mad because i smashed his girl
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did Monaco Cross the road? it smashed a 1 mile radius of the road + the chicken
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
what did the 19yr say to the 12yr old?!
wanna play Mario smash bros without Mario or his bros
On 1.April there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor out of sudden directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard he can to the wall. The mother crying and yelling "What did you do ? You killed my Baby !! Why did you kill my Baby ?". The doctor just laughes and says "April april it was already dead".
Hahaha
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
