Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Last night I had the strangest dream !
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs đ¤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
What do you say to your pet when your super tired, slow, and worn out?
I'm totally dogging it today...
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Q. Whatâs a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! đ đ
I had bullies behind me on the street but they were too fat and slow so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
So you know The Lion King Do you remember Simba Well his dad is really strong and he walks really fast but Simba walks really slow So I told him to Mufasa
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
As a doctor myself, there nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
I give props to pedophiles
they always go slow in the school zones
Stephens Not Dead his WiFi is slow
TDS- Too Damn Slow
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
