Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed". Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore Linda".
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
If 2 people who have the clap sleep together did they make an applause?
a doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to him self this is wrong but some doctors do it... he is a vet
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister? Nothing, he just started wanking.
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins. I guess that's why their called NAP-kins.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "I Zora Cock!"
My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
