What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Ballz!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
I have a little John.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
