Slang jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.