When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
So Mungus.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
"Uwu daddy."
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
POV: you
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Sup peoples?
What is a gay personβs favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
