Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. π«
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?