Slang jokes

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.

Long hair Danny, the fanny.

Why did the squirrel swim on its back?

So it didn't get its nuts wet.

What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.

So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

Deez nuts, ahaha!

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!

I bOi jug go CMC?

What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?

A jammy cunt.

"Pogchamp ETHAN!"

I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.

Why did the skeleton have no friends?

He was a boner!

Heheheh!

Ah, see ya soon kiddo.

I'm going on break.

I'll give you some fried snow later!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.

Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.