Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Slang Jokes
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
