My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
Kyles penis is small
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
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keep it going on lol
Jacob has a small penis
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
