Size

Size Jokes

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.