Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Four big guys.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.