Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
