What Gets Louder As it Get's Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
a texan and an Alaskan walks in a room and the Alaskan says "my state is bigger" then the texan says "it won't be when it melts"
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
how do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
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Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Suzy: How did johna fit in the whale? Teacher: Whales are very big but have small moths, so johna did not actually fit in the whale. Suzy: well the bible says he did Teacher: He did not Suzy: when I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven, maybe he went to hell Suzy: Than you can ask him.
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Big penis
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Your butt is bigger than uranus
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Uranus is huge
three guys walk into a bar. one asian one american, one black a girl walks in and says if all three of you D____ sizes dont add up to 12 inches i will shoot you first comes the american with 3 inches, then the black man with 8, it totals out to 11 and they look at the asian and say "oh no" he comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve she walks away and says ok, the asian says, your lucky she was hot so i had a boner
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
