Size jokes
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"