Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
