Size jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

What's big and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge.

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Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.