Size jokes

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

What's bigger than the Milky Way?

Michael Jackson's nose.

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

The earth was flat until they buried your mom.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

What's big and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge.

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Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.