The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
Kyles penis is small
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
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keep it going on lol
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Jacob has a small penis
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
