Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
