Size jokes
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.