Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Size Jokes
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
