Size jokes
Four big guys.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!