Size

Size Jokes

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.