Size jokes
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.