Size jokes
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.