Sisters jokes
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
Memes
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My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.