Sisters jokes

What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?

The cowgirl.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

How can you tell when your sister is on her period?

Your dad's knob tastes funny.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Tina is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again, and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."

This went on a couple of times, and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mum, I am so mad at Dad! I fell in love with six girls, but I can't date any of them because Daddy is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your father!"

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...

So I threw a carrot at her.

What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?

They're both "sweet home Alabama."

I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

If you play games, go play on your sister.

Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?

A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Quarantine.

An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"

Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"