Sisters jokes

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Sister.

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!