Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said' you fuck a lot like dad I said "really mum said that too."
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone's attention.
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
poop
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
How do kill a redneck Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes of his house
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? You kick his sister in the jaw. Jake
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right? And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I'm positive. This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!" "Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd
So a daughter asks her father "dad what is you opinion on abortions?" So her father says why don't you ask your sister. The daughter responds "but I don't have a sister... Oh"
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
How do you circumcise a hill billy....... Kick his sister in the jaw
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
