New Sister Jokes - Page 25 - Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she replied with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...”.

Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said Sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****,” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is, and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.

The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is, and he answered with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”

As Sam arrived at the counselor’s office, she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****,” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"

Dad: "Ask your sister."

Girl: "I don't have a..."

What did the step brother and step sister do together? OOOF MITOSIS

What did Allan say to his Sister Bully when she stepped on his toe. Mitosis

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.

I woke up one night to a strange noise and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents room. I looked inside and counted, ok one two three finger men and my mom so nothing out of the ordinary so then I checked my sisters room. And I counted 4 other women in the room but then I realized that he sound was coming from right in front of me it was my dad giving me a bj the whole time.

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww Mitosis!

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?

I LOVE BIG HARRY DICKS

My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.

When I was younger,I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them,by the way,have you see my sister??

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He went to his brother, who was playing with a Superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered "SUPERMAN!!!". Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said, "in the Barbie Dream House!" Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said, "Olé Olé Olé!!!". The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!", the teacher boomed. "Superman", the boy replied. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!", the teacher continued. "In the Barbie Dream House" "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!" "OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!", the boy chanted on his was down the hall.