What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she replied with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...”.
Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said Sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****,” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is, and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.
The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is, and he answered with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”
As Sam arrived at the counselor’s office, she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****,” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
