How do kill a redneck Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes of his house
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? You kick his sister in the jaw. Jake
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
you.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
I'm Gay
My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
