Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
What is so annoying? A younger sister
Why did the Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it though.
my sister was at sixth street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled so she called the police XD
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I'm doing it for practice for your friends.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words."What is the fire for?".
What does PEMDAS stand for? Penis enters my dad and sister
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
Oasis! (Oh hey sis!)
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... Wouldn't her name be I-lean?
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Q/what do you call an elaphant that isnt important? A/My sister
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister? Nothing, he just started wanking.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
My sister said daddy can u pass the salt so i raped her
Once there was a brother and a sister that shares to make a YouTube channel he named it penis dick marathon
