My sister got mad when i rold her this joke about say this word 10 times and she got in trouble and it was a funny word that she did not even no what she was saying ahhahaha š lol
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
I ask my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her how did you do that but there was no response.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
how did the guy greet his wife howdy sister
Sisters Before misters I hope you get better I love you
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, Iām right here if you need help."
Sister: "Thatās my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
My sister boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? you knee your sisters jaw...
If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15
Guys, my sister's pregnant!
I'm finally a dad!
One day there was a boy who needed the toilet. So he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes but before you go what is the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies " I don't know miss.... The teacher says that he will have to wait. Later the boy goes home to his mom that is on the phone. What is the first letter in the alphabet? His mom says "Oh shut up! So the boy goes to his dad that is playing darts and says "what is the second letter in the alphabet? His dad says "180"! So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks "what is the 3rd letter in the alphabet"? The sister says " I'm a Barbie girl in a barbie world"! The next day the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again so he goes to ask if he can go and the teacher says " yes but before you go what is the 3 letters in the alphabet"? They boy says " oh shut up"! The teacher is angry about that so she says "what is the second one"? "180"! Says the boy and the teacher asks him where he is from and the boy says " I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!"
The end
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, thatās what Mom said."
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
I Was Watching T Siries and i thoght to my self man this sucks my sister watches jameand charels and he alwayssays thats t sires so is it him SUB TO PEWDIEPIE UN SUB TO T SIRES THEY SUCK
My dad called me as i said i shit in my sisters mouth. Impossible? Nope.
babe it's over
AFTER ALL I DONE FOR YOU WOW I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR SISTER ANYWAY
I meant the movie...
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said "how sick?". I said "well I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister".
