Sister jokes

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.

I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?

FNAF Sister Location.

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.

I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...

So I threw a carrot at her.

How did the guy greet his wife?

"Howdy, sister!"

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."

Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"

Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."

My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.

How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.