The 25+ Best Siris Jokes

Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-

today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.

what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching

ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there

siri "I could not find anything for this question"

What do you call Steven Hawkins wife? Siri

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family

i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog

What did Google Translate sat to Siri? Why are you so Siri-ous?

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4 LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

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