Siris Jokes

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family

i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog

What did Google Translate say to Siri?

"Why are you so Siri-ous?"

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4 LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Vote for the better joke, Semifinals are later or tomorrow