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Daughter

1 year ago
The meme shows a conversation where a father confronts someone for taking his daughter's virginity. The person apologizes and then the image says "Virginity restored."
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  • Car

    1 year ago

    Extended warranty-

    A close up image of a cat looking directly at the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat is the text "Hello sir, We've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty-". Below the cat image is the text "made with mematic".
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  • Mass

    1 year ago

    He was telling the truth in a different way...

    A portrait of Isaac Newton. Above him, it says, "I like them thicc af". Below him it says, "But Sir Newton, we can't write that! Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction."
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  • Name

    2 years ago

    Two memes in one

    The image is a four-panel meme. The top-left panel shows a conversation between an interviewer and the person being interviewed, where the person gets hired by just saying "hired". Below it, there's a cartoon character that reacts cheerfully. The top-right panel shows Mr. Bean with his eyes wide open, and the bottom-right panel shows Mr. Bean lying down sleeping. The text says "Me in post-lunch meetings in office" and "Me in post-lunch meetings while WFH", respectively.
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  • Sandwich

    1 year ago

    🤣🤣🤣

    The image is a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a winged character with horns asks another character with a halo, "SIR, WHAT ARE YOU?". The second panel shows the character with a halo holding two pieces of bread to his face, answering "AN IDIOT SANDWICH."
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  • Transformation

    2 years ago

    relations-

    The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two different portraits of the same anime character, Toya. On the left, he is smiling with bright red hair and a friendly expression. On the right, he has black hair, a scarred face, and a more menacing look. Above the two portraits, the text says: "Toya went from, 'I bring her home by 8:00 sir!' To 'Your daughter calls me daddy too.'"
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  • Guy

    1 year ago
    A cartoon rat with gold chains and a diamond pendant is at the top. Below are two green text bubbles saying "*Biggie cheese walks in*" and "What's up guys its BIGGIE CHEESE". Below this is a gray text bubble saying "Sir this is the suicide prevention hotline".
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  • Cat

    2 months ago
    A black cat wearing a tie is held up by two hands. The text says: "sir put me down. I am the manager."
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  • Chicken

    1 year ago
    The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.
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  • Cat

    6 months ago
    A cat is sitting at a table with a plate in front of it. The text reads "Sir, would you like a fish taco?" Below this is an image of a taco filled with goldfish crackers.
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  • Princess

    1 year ago

    💖💖💖💖💖

    The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."
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  • Police

    11 months ago
    A nighttime image shows two police officers standing on a police car, with one officer's legs visible through the windshield. A dog is standing on the ground in front of the car. The text on the image reads, "please don't bork sir" above the officers, "heck the police" near the dog and "BORK" in large letters below the car and dog.
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  • Memes

    11 months ago
    homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife
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  • Bruh

    1 year ago
    The image shows two panels. The top panel displays a line graph with the title "Use over time for: bruh" and shows how the usage of the word "bruh" has changed over time from 1800 to 2010, peaking around 1850 and 2010. The bottom panel shows a painting of soldiers from 1847. One soldier on a horse says "Sir they breached our defenses" and another replies "Bruh".
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  • Place

    4 months ago
    A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.
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  • Match

    1 year ago

    Cocomeolon on my acc =D 90%

    A screenshot from Netflix shows an episode of Cocomeolon with a cartoon character and the text "Cocomeolon, air, yes sir" and "90% Match TV-Y 8 Seasons HD Spatial Audio".
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  • Satan

    1 year ago
    A two-panel cartoon showing a stick figure with a thought bubble saying, "if god creates bad people and satan punishes bad people then satan is the good guy." Below, another stick figure in a Wendy's uniform says in a speech bubble, "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
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  • Crack

    1 year ago

    Sir are you on crack?

    A person looking up at the camera with a slightly odd expression. The person's face fills much of the frame and there's a blurry background of trees and pavement visible.
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  • Wizard

    6 months ago
    The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."
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  • Eagle

    1 year ago
    The top part of the image shows a digital painting with Gandalf on the back of a giant eagle. In the background, there is a dark, imposing castle. Above the castle, there is dark smoke billowing out of it. The bottom part of the image shows two men, with one of them telling the other: "Sir, a second eagle has hit the towers."
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