Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
I love silly jokes
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
