why did the russian cross the road?
to get to the other side
Why did trump's brain cross the road to get to the other side oh wait there is no other side
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk ?I got stuck in a but crack
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
SCOOT WANT TAXI! Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side. 🍐
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Look at the bright side ☀️😁! The worst 😔 is behind us.
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
why did the hobo cross the road.
to get the rotten donut on the other side.
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do? I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through. The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark. Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair. That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect. Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side. Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know. But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.
A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Why did the orphan cross the street because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the other side (suicide)
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate
