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What TV series do orphans hate?

"House, M.D."

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

What was JFK's favorite school TV show?

BrainPop.

Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.

Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

Walter White.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?

"Full House".

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!