Show yourself.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Walter White.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
