How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
I asked God why does no body like me he showed a reflection of my self
I asked my phone why I could get a date. It showed up a picture of my self
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick girlfriend: " cool where is it?"
Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?
satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol”
therapist: that's not so bad
satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
“Okay guys, watch very carefully because i can only show you this demonstration once.”
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
full house
Hi guys jokes for sister so I was. Listening to a song about I hate u r annoying sister I'm small and I'm smart and when I showed it to her she killed me and later I was dancing and crying
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him
one day i woke up went on my phone some pussy was calling my i ansered it and said hello pussy and a pussy pic showed up
