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Yo mama so stupid that she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Twitter is social media for birds.

Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her own age, the bitch died.

Yo mama so old that her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so old that she did not learn history when she was in school.

Yo mama so old that she has a picture of George Washington carved into her yearbook.

Yo mama so old that her last name was "Osaurus."

Yo mama so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama so old that she shits out fossils.

Yo mama so old that she watched the movie 300 in real life.

Yo mama so old that her birth year only has 1 digit.

Yo mama so old that when they wrote out her age, they did not have any more space for any more digits.

Yo mama so old that when I took a picture of her, it came out in black and white.

Yo mama so old that when she farts, dust comes out.

Yo mama so old that when she shits, rust comes out.

Yo mama so old that she sat behind George Washington in freshman year.

Yo mama so old that she was taught by Jesus when she was in school.

Yo mama so old that she remembers WWI.

Yo mama so old that when I slapped her in the back, her tits had ended up falling off.

Yo mama so old that she looks like my scrotum sack.

Yo mama so old her pet bird was a Pterodactyl.

Yo mama so old that she was neighbors with the Flintstones.

Yo mama so old that she has flashbacks every time you talk about dinosaurs.

Yo mama so black that every time she gets in the car the check oil light comes on.

Yo mama so black that she got in the hot tub and made coffee.

Yo mama so black that when she bleeds, smoke comes out.

Yo mama so black that she drinks water and she pees coffee.

Yo mama so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.

Yo mama so black that her blood type is burnt.

Yo mama so black that she could show up to a funeral naked.

Yo mama so black that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheeseburger.

Yo mama so black that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so black that when she eats chocolate cake, she has to put white gloves on.

Yo mama so black her ass looks like 2 tires.

Yo mama so black that when God made her, he said "Damn, I burnt one."

Yo mama so black that her fridge only has KFC, malt liquor, and Tahitian Treat.

Yo mama so black that she breastfeeds chocolate milk.

Yo mama so black that little kids think that she is the biggest brownie in the world.

Yo mama so black that I clicked on her profile picture and I thought my phone died.

Yo mama so cold that when she got in the hot tub, it froze!

Yo mama so dumb that it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so dumb that she emailed me and asked me for my email address.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat that her Christmas picture from last year is still printing.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to weigh herself, my phone number showed up.

Yo mama so fat that every time she tried to use the escalator, it turned into a ramp.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears red, people think she is the Koolaid Man.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears an orange dress and walks up the hill, people think that the sun is rising.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears yellow, people think that she is the sun.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears Green, people think she is the Hulk.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears her blue dress, people think that the sky is falling.

Yo mama so gross that whenever she eats a burger, it is like Jurassic Park.

Yo mama so gross that when she went to Red Lobster, the managers kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

Yo mama so gross that even the roaches wear slippers.

Yo mama so hairy that Bigfoot takes her picture.

Yo mama so hairy that when your dad tried to take her out to eat, the waiter said "Sorry, but there are no pets allowed here."

Yo mama so hairy that when she got a haircut, she lost 20 pounds.

Yo mama so mean that the only letters of the alphabet that she knows are BITCH.

Yo mama so mean that your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

Yo mama so mean that they do not give her happy meals when she goes to McDonald's.

Yo mama so mean that she ate Mr. Grouper and she made the Bubble Guppies cry.

Yo mama so mean that when I added her name in a text, it auto corrected to bitch.

Yo mama so mean that not even the Grinch will date her.

Yo mama so mean that she tells yo mama jokes to orphans.

Yo mama so poor that when I asked her what was for dinner, she put her feet up on the table, and said that we were having corn.

Yo mama so poor that she drives a Poor-shh.

Yo mama so poor that when I walked into her house, 3 roaches tripped me and tried to take my wallet.

Yo mama so poor that she created a Gmail account just so she could get the spam.

Yo mama so short that she poses for trophies,

Yo mama so short that she got fucked by a Lego.

Yo mama so short that she can surf on a popsicle stick.

Yo mama so short that she uses a sock for a sleeping bag.

Yo mama so short that she gave the coronavirus a high five.

Yo mama so short that she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama so short that when she sits on the sidewalk her feet are still swinging.

Yo mama so short that she tried to commit suicide with a pin.

Yo mama so short that she does not have to open the door to get inside the house.

Yo mama so short that she leaves for work under the door.

Yo mama so short that the only pictures of her that you have were taken under a microscope.

Yo mama so short that she needs a backpack to carry her smartphone.

Yo mama so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license.

Yo mama so skinny that he hula hoops with a Cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny that her nipples touch each other.

Yo mama so skinny that the Olsen Twins called her and said that they want their eating disorder back.

Yo mama so skinny that she can see out of the peephole with both of her eyes.

Yo mama so skinny that she has to wear skis in the shower.

Yo mama so skinny that when I slapped her I got a paper cut.

Yo mama so skinny that she choked on a single strand of spaghetti.

Yo mama so skinny that she can hand glide on a Dorito.

Yo mama so skinny that she makes Tara Reid look pregnant.

Yo mama so skinny that she can hula hoop with a bracelet.

Yo mama so skinny that when she sticks her tongue out she looks like a zipper.

Yo mama so skinny that people thought she was a twig off of a tree.

Yo mama so skinny that when she wears a yellow dress, people think she is a number 2 pencil.

Yo mama so skinny that she stood sideways and the teacher marked her absent.

Yo mama so skinny that her bra fits backwards.

Yo mama so skinny that she ate an M&M and looked like she was 8 months pregnant.

Yo mama so skinny that she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

Yo mama so skinny that you can print her out of a printer.

Yo mama so skinny that she looks like a crack on the wall.

Yo mama so skinny that the idea of a sword came from her body shape.

Yo mama so skinny that she looks like a mic stand.

Yo mama so skinny that she is blindfolded with dental floss.

Yo mama so skinny that if she had a yeast infection, she would look like a Quarter Pounder with a cheese.

Yo mama so strict that she enforced a curfew for the entire neighborhood.

Yo mama so strict that she wants you home before, during, and after dark.

Yo mama so strict that she grounded you for getting a silver medal.

Yo mama so strict that she punishes Catholic Nuns.

Yo mama so strong that she can gargle peanut butter.

Yo mama so strong that she can blow bubbles with Jolly Ranchers.

Yo mama so strong that she can turn peanuts into peanut butter.

Yo mama so strong that when she was in high school every time she hugged her friends, she lifted them.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to eat Eminem.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought high school was a school for drug addicts.

Yo mama so stupid that brought a ladder to go to high school.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Kraft Singles was a dating website.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Imagine Dragons was a band of literal dragons.

Yo mamas teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, they look like dice.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, it looks like she has corn in her mouth.

Yo mamas teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mamas teeth are so crooked, that she needs a map just to find her tongue.

Yo mama so tall that when she went swimming, it only went up to her ankles.

Yo mama so tall that she tripped in New Mexico, and hit her head in Georgia.

Yo mama so tall that on Christmas, when you sit on her head, you can see Santa flying away on his sleigh.

Yo mama so tired that when the prince kissed her, she smacked his head like a snooze button.

Yo mama so lazy that she woke up from a coma and went to sleep.

Yo mama so ugly that I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, her reflection runs away.

Yo mama so ugly that her face is blurred on her ID card.

Yo mama so weak that she uses pencils as dumbbells.

Yo mama so weak that she was killed by a nerf gun.

Yo mama so weak that when she tried to stand up, she broke her legs.

Yo mama so weak that when she tried to sit down, she broke her hips.

Yo mama so weak that she got crushed by a feather.

Yo mama so weak that when she tried to stretch she broke her arms.

Yo mama so white that when I turned on the lights, she disappeared.

Yo mama so white that she could show up to her own wedding naked.

Yo mama so white that when you turn off the lights, she is still visible.

Yo mama so white that during the winter she is invisible.

Yo mama so young that they lied and said that she is your sister.

Yo mama so young that after she gave birth to you, the doctor wrote a note to give to the principal.

Yo mama so dyslexic even her blood type is Type-O.

Yo mama so fat that she needs to wear a watch on each wrist because of the 2 time zones that she is in.

Yo mama so old that she is still eating from the last supper.

Yo mama so fat that she is still eating from the last supper.

Yo mama so old that her chiropractor was a paleontologist.

Yo mama so black that little kids think she is a brownie.

Yo mama so cold that a penguin fell in love with her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought that Greasers were teenage gang members covered in grease.

Yo mama so fat that even penguins are jealous of the way she waddles.

Yo mama so hot that her blood type is lava.

Yo mama so lazy that she did not give birth to you until you were 17.

Yo mama so mean that not even the Grinch wants to date her.

Yo mama so old that when she tried to make a TikTok she broke her hip.

Yo mama so poor that she uses the garbage can as her jewelry box.

Yo mama so short that she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so tough that Dean Winchester fell in love with her.

Yo mama so ugly that even the Socs would not jump her.

Yo mama so weak that when she tried to stand up she broke her legs l.

Yo mama so young that people think she is your sister.

Yo mama so weak that when she stretched she broke her arms.

Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason all of your parent teacher conferences are over the phone.

Yo mama so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

Yo mama so mean that your play toys were bread and some flour.

Yo mama so lazy that she is a couch potato, literally a potato on a couch.

Yo mama so hot that when she got in the water it got set on fire.

Yo mama so fat that she is the reason all of the elevators in the world get stuck.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought chicken strips was a strip club for chickens.

Yo mama so cold that a polar bear fell in love with her.

Yo mama so bald that when you rub her head it turns into a crystal ball.

Yo mama so young that when she went to work to become a teacher people said “Are you a freshman or a sophomore?”

Yo mama so white that she can get a tan just from looking at the microwave.

Yo mama so weak that she got crushed by a feather.

Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason seagulls never stop flying.

Yo mama so stupid that she thinks the Super Bowl is a literal bowl.

Yo mama so strict that she put Godzilla and the Mutos in timeout for fighting.

Yo mama so skinny that when she went to the strip club people used her as the strolling pole.

Yo mama so short that she can pole dance on a candy cane.

Yo mama so poor that she wipes her ass using Swiss cheese.

Yo mama so lazy that she did not give birth to you until you were 12.

Yo mama so greasy that she sweats grease.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumps in the elevator it explodes.

Yo mama so evil that when she went out for your birthday she took you to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Cat Valentine was an actual cat.

Yo mama so cold that when I tried to hug her I got frostbite l.

Yo mama so black that it looks like she rubbed chocolate all over herself.

Yo mama so bald that her head SHINES BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND.

Yo mama so young that after she gave birth to you she wrote a note to give to the principal.

Yo mama so weak that when I shot her with a Nerf gun she died.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Starbucks was alien currency.

Yo mama so strict that she punished catholic nuns.

Yo mama so strong that she can gargle peanut butter and not choke.

Yo mama so smart that Google uses her.

Yo mama so small that not even ants can see her l.

Yo mama so skinny that she uses a cheerio for a belt.

Yo mama so silly she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so poor that she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so old that she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo mama so mean that she made you drink all your Orange juice after you brushed your teeth.

Yo mama so loud that her burps are heard from everywhere.

Yo mama so lazy that she ate all the lunch meat and did not bother to pack you a lunch.

Yo mama so hot that every time I hugged her I got third degree burns.

Yo mama so hairy that she shaves with my weed wacker.

Yo mama so greasy that she sweats butter.

Yo mama so fat that she poops lard.

Yo mama so evil that she took you to Elm Street when you said you wanted to move to a new neighborhood.

Yo mama so cold that when she got in the hot tub she turned the water into ice.

Yo mama so clumsy that she tripped over a wireless controller l.

Yo mama so chatty that the loudspeakers got jealous.