Short jokes
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
My anxiety has anxiety.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.