How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Short Jokes
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
