Short jokes
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Whatβs the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, Iβd be more broke than the rap haters.
Whatβs the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Whatβs the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
Theyβre both in my bed.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."