Short jokes
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
97 percent of women...
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Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Pants!
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Gaykelyu
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.