Short jokes

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!

Why can’t orphans have a horse?

Because they run away like their mum did.

Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎

Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!

What do you call a bloody pig?

HAMorrhage!

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."

Games

I like school.

I miss school so much.

What do squats eat? Numbers.

😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?

He ran at a stomp light!

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

SpaceX.

Cow A: I slept with your sister!

Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

All the other cows:

:O

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

You're a fat poop poop!

Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.