Short jokes
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.